Michael Urie posted a photo of himself dressed as an elf. Sitting in front of a Christmas tree, with a guy named Ryan Spahn, also dressed as an elf. I'm guessing Ryan is his boyfriend, but even if he isn't please let me go on thinking he is. They have dog. In a matching elf … Continue reading Dear Hallmark: A Beau for Christmas, Please.
It was a struggle to manage the heavy glass door. The handles were oddly positioned, and the door was intent on closing before I was inside. One of those hidden camera stunts, perhaps, where unsuspecting people are humiliated on television while attempting something as simple as entering a bookstore. So he had already been watching … Continue reading Dear Mr. Book Clerk,
"Dude, your eyes are awesome! I usually get compliments on mine, but seriously bro, yours are freaking amazing." My inbox on facebook contained this odd message about a week ago. Facebook is not a dating site. I'm not on any dating sites right now. Have not been on a dating site in about a year. … Continue reading Burner Bro
My roommate and his boyfriend have started using baby talk. "I have been a bawd bowy. Are you gowing to spawnk mee?" This was said on the phone as he was walking by my bedroom door, so I didn't catch the other end of the conversation, but I imagine that was in baby talk, too. … Continue reading Baby Talk
For some reason that I'm not entirely sure I can explain, while surfing from site to site doing research on Scwhinn hybrid bicycles last night, I found myself on the website of the college I attended. It was a bizarre place to land during a search for something completely unrelated. The kind of thing that … Continue reading Check Your Messages
Jode was a boy. Age nineteen. He sent me a message on a dating site. I'm not sure which one it was, but it was definitely a dating site, and not a hookup app. This I know for certain, because I do not use, have never used, one of those. His message was sweet. Telling … Continue reading Texting Jode
Luke Skywalker in a cop uniform? Yes, please. Not long after doing Star Wars, Mark Hamill played a Georgia cop in a little B movie I'd seen on tv one night as a kid. It was the stuff of fantasy. The main girl gets pulled over by a puppy dog cute cop and he begins … Continue reading Well, Hello Officer…