Four times I've seen the movie. Four times. Twice on my laptop and twice in a theatre. A beautiful old theatre with a single screen and Art Deco carpeting and a cute young man in the ticket booth. I keep hoping that the next time I will be released from its spell, but each time … Continue reading Is it a Video?
Michael Urie posted a photo of himself dressed as an elf. Sitting in front of a Christmas tree, with a guy named Ryan Spahn, also dressed as an elf. I'm guessing Ryan is his boyfriend, but even if he isn't please let me go on thinking he is. They have a dog. In a matching … Continue reading Dear Hallmark: A Beau for Christmas, Please.
It was a struggle to manage the heavy glass door. The handles were oddly positioned, and the door was intent on closing before I was inside. One of those hidden camera stunts, perhaps, where unsuspecting people are humiliated on television while attempting something as simple as entering a bookstore. So he had already been watching … Continue reading Dear Mr. Book Clerk,
"Dude, your eyes are awesome! I usually get compliments on mine, but seriously bro, yours are freaking amazing." My inbox on facebook contained this odd message about a week ago. Facebook is not a dating site. I'm not on any dating sites right now. Have not been on a dating site in about a year. … Continue reading Burner Bro
My roommate and his boyfriend have started using baby talk. "I have been a bawd bowy. Are you gowing to spawnk mee?" This was said on the phone as he was walking by my bedroom door, so I didn't catch the other end of the conversation, but I imagine that was in baby talk, too. … Continue reading Baby Talk
For some reason that I'm not entirely sure I can explain, while surfing from site to site doing research on Scwhinn hybrid bicycles last night, I found myself on the website of the college I attended. It was a bizarre place to land during a search for something completely unrelated. The kind of thing that … Continue reading Check Your Messages
Jode was a boy. Age nineteen. He sent me a message on a dating site. I'm not sure which one it was, but it was definitely a dating site, and not a hookup app. This I know for certain, because I do not use, have never used, one of those. His message was sweet. Telling … Continue reading Texting Jode