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Dear Mr. Book Clerk,

June 19, 2017

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It was a struggle to manage the heavy glass door. The handles were oddly positioned, and the door was intent on closing before I was inside. One of those hidden camera stunts, perhaps, where unsuspecting people are humiliated on television while attempting something as simple as entering a bookstore. So he had already been watching […]

Burner Bro

April 12, 2017

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“Dude, your eyes are awesome! I usually get compliments on mine, but seriously bro, yours are freaking amazing.” My inbox on facebook contained this odd message about a week ago. Facebook is not a dating site. I’m not on any dating sites right now. Have not been on a dating site in about a year. […]

Draw Me A Cutie

April 3, 2017

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There was an art supply store by the railroad tracks. Sounds like a country music song, if country music songwriters could also draw. I would go there every now and then to pick up an item I remembered from the art classes I’d taken at school. You’d be surprised how often a knowledge of art […]

Baby Talk

March 25, 2017

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My roommate and his boyfriend have started using baby talk. “I have been a bawd bowy. Are you gowing to spawnk mee?” This was said on the phone as he was walking by my bedroom door, so I didn’t catch the other end of the conversation, but I imagine that was in baby talk, too. […]

Texting Jode

March 14, 2017

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Jode was a boy. Age nineteen. He sent me a message on a dating site. I’m not sure which one it was, but it was definitely a dating site, and not a hookup app. This I know for certain, because I do not use, have never used, one of those. His message was sweet. Telling […]

Online Stud, Offline Poodle

February 4, 2017

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Dear Pal, What gives? What’s with all the danger boy selfies? From the profile photos you are constantly uploading on the various social networking sites that we both use, a person would think you were a seriously macho manly rugged tough guy stud. Each day, there’s another. There you are, glaring into the camera. Pouty […]

Sexy Asian Man

January 23, 2017

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There has been a lot of talk recently about whether or not Asian men are sexy. Whether or not people find Asian men sexy. Some comments made publicly by a famous comedian prompted a backlash online. Photos of steamy Asian men with smoking hot bodies began popping up on social media sites, with captions like […]