Browsing All posts tagged under »dating«

Dear Mr. Book Clerk,

June 19, 2017


It was a struggle to manage the heavy glass door. The handles were oddly positioned, and the door was intent on closing before I was inside. One of those hidden camera stunts, perhaps, where unsuspecting people are humiliated on television while attempting something as simple as entering a bookstore. So he had already been watching […]

Burner Bro

April 12, 2017


“Dude, your eyes are awesome! I usually get compliments on mine, but seriously bro, yours are freaking amazing.” My inbox on facebook contained this odd message about a week ago. Facebook is not a dating site. I’m not on any dating sites right now. Have not been on a dating site in about a year. […]

Draw Me A Cutie

April 3, 2017


There was an art supply store by the railroad tracks. Sounds like a country music song, if country music songwriters could also draw. I would go there every now and then to pick up an item I remembered from the art classes I’d taken at school. You’d be surprised how often a knowledge of art […]

Baby Talk

March 25, 2017


My roommate and his boyfriend have started using baby talk. “I have been a bawd bowy. Are you gowing to spawnk mee?” This was said on the phone as he was walking by my bedroom door, so I didn’t catch the other end of the conversation, but I imagine that was in baby talk, too. […]

Texting Jode

March 14, 2017


Jode was a boy. Age nineteen. He sent me a message on a dating site. I’m not sure which one it was, but it was definitely a dating site, and not a hookup app. This I know for certain, because I do not use, have never used, one of those. His message was sweet. Telling […]

Online Stud, Offline Poodle

February 4, 2017


Dear Pal, What gives? What’s with all the danger boy selfies? From the profile photos you are constantly uploading on the various social networking sites that we both use, a person would think you were a seriously macho manly rugged tough guy stud. Each day, there’s another. There you are, glaring into the camera. Pouty […]

Sexy Asian Man

January 23, 2017


There has been a lot of talk recently about whether or not Asian men are sexy. Whether or not people find Asian men sexy. Some comments made publicly by a famous comedian prompted a backlash online. Photos of steamy Asian men with smoking hot bodies began popping up on social media sites, with captions like […]