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Baby Talk

March 25, 2017


My roommate and his boyfriend have started using baby talk. “I have been a bawd bowy. Are you gowing to spawnk mee?” This was said on the phone as he was walking by my bedroom door, so I didn’t catch the other end of the conversation, but I imagine that was in baby talk, too. […]

Check Your Messages

March 18, 2017


For some reason that I’m not entirely sure I can explain, while surfing from site to site doing research on Scwhinn hybrid bicycles last night, I found myself on the website of the college I attended. It was a bizarre place to land during a search for something completely unrelated. The kind of thing that […]

Texting Jode

March 14, 2017


Jode was a boy. Age nineteen. He sent me a message on a dating site. I’m not sure which one it was, but it was definitely a dating site, and not a hookup app. This I know for certain, because I do not use, have never used, one of those. His message was sweet. Telling […]

The Gay Punchline

March 4, 2017


Moonlight won the Academy Award for best picture, and aside from the bizarre way it happened, meaning the actual reading of the wrong envelope, it is big news. In its own right. By itself. Plenty of people are talking about the importance of a movie with a gay central character winning best picture. It’s a […]