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Advice for Aladdin

July 29, 2016


Dear cute Persian guy, You are way more attractive than he is. Seriously, way more. I wish you knew that. Especially since it appears he does not. Can’t you see the way he is barely acknowledging that you exist? Notice how he looks away from you, concentrating his full attention on his gaggle of doe-eyed […]